It's Over...And Not Just the War
Just a quick post today, so I'll let the front page of the New Zork Times speak for itself. The übermensch Donald Trump has officially thrown in the towel on a war he launched alongside Israel, one begun with unclear goals, sustained with no plan, and ultimately, predictably, lost after a brief 108-day campaign. The only thing achieved was global chaos and regional instability.
Never forget this, because you are living through history. America the great, America the 'Hooah!' mighty, has lost a war to a mid-tier regional power—and did it in record time. Once upon a time, it took Washington at least a decade to retreat from a conflict. No longer! Under the stunning leadership of the Epstein-class and a manly-man 'Secretary of WAAARRRRRR!!', the world's last superpower has finally earned the right to book a room for one of its presidents at The Fletcher Memorial Home for Incurable Tyrants and Kings, and with that booking, retreat into global retirement.
And be clear about this: that is exactly what the result of this humiliation will be. The luster—earned or not— of America as the undefeated heavyweight champion of the world is now lost for all time. We will now be seen as beatable, even by a relatively minor power like Iran. Take that fact and combine it with the spectacle of the American people twice eschewing more honest and capable candidates and instead electing a man who, in my opinion, is transparently corrupt and incompetent to high office, and the conclusion is unavoidable:
It's over.

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