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'Unconditional Surrender' Trump has Surrendered.

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  Well, this is something I never thought I would be writing: that the United States of America objectively lost a war to an inferior military and economic power in a mere thirty-nine days. How's that for making America great again? Now, if you will recall, Trump initially said that his ill-conceived and executed war against Iran would only end with an unconditional surrender from the Iranian leadership. Just about a month later, and after threatening to end Iranian civilization with apocalyptic fury, something that is a war crime just for a world leader to express as policy, Trump has not only given up on that demand, but has agreed to Iran's terms for his surrender: And just to prove that the above was not a mistake but official policy, please see this statement by Iran that was  reposted  by Trump: There you have it. From unconditional surrender for Iran to unconditional surrender for Trump. And just what are those ten points that Trump agreed to? Here is an accurate s...

Trump is Ready for his Close-up with Mr. DeMille

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I never suspected that my most self-referenced post would be " Day 334: The Final Number ." In that post, written after Trump gave one of his ad hoc television addresses, I wrote: What we saw Wednesday night was an entertainer who is way past his prime, reduced to cliches and tired routines that only his most diehard philistine fans would appreciate. We are watching the final act of a failed reality television show, one with ratings so bad that even A&E wouldn't renew it for another season. No matter how frenetic the song and dance routine he does, the audience is leaving the theater in droves, and he is powerless to stop them.  The other night's update on his Iranian "excursion" was just more of the same: a tired old man having the verbal equivalent of a hissy fit; a man insisting that you believe him on every issue, rather than trusting your own lying eyes. But unlike his address in December, this one was more surreal because the nation got to see the ...

No Kings Part III: Millions Strong and Growing

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  I have to give Epstein-in-Chief Donald Trump credit for one thing: successfully uniting a large swath of the anti-statist, anti-racist, anti-war, and pro-democracy movement like never before or, at least, since the late 1960s.  Yesterday, Americans across the land, and some non-Americans around the globe(!), turned out in record numbers to protest the corrupt, incompetent, and authoritarian regime currently ruling the nation. As USA Today  relates : "No Kings" protests swept the nation on March 28, with millions of people demonstrating their objections to President Donald Trump and his administration. The over 3,000 protests included colorful costumes, pointed chants and a myriad of signs addressing topics ranging from the Epstein files, Immigration and Customs Enforcement and calls for Trump's impeachment. ... Organizers state that 8 million people participated in the third iteration of the protests, though that number has yet to be independently verified.   In an...

World War Weird: Trump’s Grand Unified Theory of Screwing Up

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  Things are happening so quickly with MAGA's illegal war that it can be a challenge to keep up with events.  As I read over my last post , I saw how I was floundering to keep up with the news.  I also saw how I unnecessarily narrowed my focus by comparing Trump's Operation Epstein Fury to Hitler's Case Blue.  The truth is that Epic Fail  is more of an amalgamation of both Hitler's greatest blunders: Operation Barbarossa  and Case Blue, as well as a smattering of other interesting parallels from World War II . In other words, this isn’t one historical blunder but a composite of every major strategic delusion of the most destructive war in human history.   Does that concern you? It should. 💥💥💥💥💥 As with Hitler believing that Stalin's Russia was so weak that a furious invasion would cause the entire country to collapse (what would come to be known as Operation Barbarosa) , Trump, who, it must be pointed out that, often read from Hitler's My New Orde...

Case Epstein: A Masterclass in Strategic Incompetence

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June 28,1942 In the summer of 1942, the German army, stalemated on the Russian front after the failure of Operation Barbarossa  the previous year, attempted a second massive offensive, this time entitled Case Blue . This offensive would be aimed at one of the economic hearts of Russia: the Caucasus oil fields. Hitler believed that if the Wehrmacht could capture those fields, Stalin's war machine, starved of fuel, would crawl to a halt. While he did appreciate that the Soviets would fight to the last to stop this from happening, Hitler understood that this reaction provided a second opportunity for the German army: to crush Soviet reserve units, thereby militarily weakening, perhaps fatally, the Soviet army.  Lastly, Case Blue  also sought to cut the Volga River, thereby cutting off essential Lend-Lease supplies from Stalin's allies.  The initial stage of Case Blue  was a smashing success with vast amounts of territory gained, including the city of Rostov. Even t...

Old Timer, Who You Gonna Kill Next?

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  You have a natural tendency to squeeze off a shot You're good fun at parties, you wear the right masks You're old but you still like a laugh in the locker room You can't abide change, you're at home on the range You opened the suitcase, behind the old workings To show off the magnum, you deafened the canyon A comfort a friend, only upstaged in the end By the Uzi machine gun, does the recoil remind you Remind you of sex? Old man what the hell you gonna kill next, yeah-yeah Old timer who you gonna kill next? Silly me, I thought we had entered a period of declining energy for this present regime. Even Trump's State of the Union address to Congress was a snoozefest, where a clearly restrained Trump announced few policy proposals of note, but instead reverted to his D-list reality TV show host act by handing out awards like candy to various guests (I was waiting for him to ask everyone to look under their seat..." You get a crypto account! And you get a crypto acc...