Day 185: Trump is in the Epstein Files

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As per the New Zork Times:

Attorney General Told Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files

It was not clear what those documents were, or in what context the president’s name was raised.


Attorney General Told Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files

It was not clear what those documents were, or in what context the president’s name was raised.


Attorney General Told Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files

It was not clear what those documents were, or in what context the president’s name was raised.


Attorney General Told Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files

It was not clear what those documents were, or in what context the president’s name was raised.


Attorney General Told Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files

It was not clear what those documents were, or in what context the president’s name was raised.


Attorney General Told Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files

It was not clear what those documents were, or in what context the president’s name was raised.


Attorney General Told Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files

It was not clear what those documents were, or in what context the president’s name was raised.


Attorney General Told Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files

It was not clear what those documents were, or in what context the president’s name was raised.


That is all, you MAGA dupes.

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